I laugh only to keep from crying.
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Today I went to a party at a small lake. I knew I would want to go swimming but I don’t have a swimsuit. I wore an exercise top with a built in shelf bra and a pair of cut off jeans. The top did pretty good as a makeshift swim top. I had a lot of fun swimming.
I ended up getting a mild sunburn on my shoulders but I kind of like the way the burn looks. It’s not the t-shirt pattern that I would have gotten in years past.
“Boy In A Dress”
Directed by Dean Hamer. Singer-songwriter Namoli Brennet had to lose her old gender to find her true voice - but that was just the beginning of her journey.
“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.
“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”
Reblogging for the comments.
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Reblog if you’re suffering from depression, anorexic, insecure, or if you’ve ever took a knife to your wrist. Then check your inbox.
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omg I just found this show yesterday and love it. I wish it wasn’t canceled. :(
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Patrick Stewart (Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Professor X) asks us about the letter B.
Because I need this on my blog
Best thing.
Perfect
“If ‘beginneth’ be a word” LOL
ilu so much mr stewart sir omg may i please have your autograph
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